If you are going to be serious about robbing people, don’t use a friggin van with scanitily covered women painted on it for goodness sakes. Justin McDaniel claims he was forced into a black van at gunpoint and robbed of everything by a group of teens. He was able to give police a pretty good description of the van especially as it had “Big Earl’s Gold Mine” (a strip club in Des Moines) painted all over it. Apparently the owner’s son was behind the wheel!
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Oh for goodness sakes lady, if you are going to hold up two Memphis credit unions you are going to have to learn to communicate a whole lot better than that. Some thin, short black or Hispanic woman dressed in dark clothing with a bright red scarf, failed twice in her attempts to rob the banks. The first attempt failed because the teller couldn’t understand a word she said and when pushed to repeat herself she threw her a hold up note and fled. Next stop another credit union. This time the woman decided to keep her mouth shut which only helped draw attention to herself. After being asked several times by a teller if she needed help she fumbled around in her purse, handed over a note and pulled out a gun. Exit teller and exit lady, who tripped as she ran outside, dropping her gun and no doubt grazing her knees before fleeing in her car.Shame, I am guessing that’s the last time they’ll be hearing from her…. dumbass.
You know what I hate? When you take your air gun, don on a ski mask, enter a grocery store , go to the counter, demand money and there ain’t nobody there. I friggin hate that! Hmm, so does the 16 year old who epic failed a robbery. His two male accomplices who stood outside the Supermercado Viva Mexico acting as lookouts burst out laughing when the kid returned with the news. Meanwhile, someone had rung the police. Bummer. Is there such a charge as nearly an attempted robbery?
You know, when life gives you lemons, don’t friggin squeeze them into your eyes, fool! Check out this poor dumbassed dude trying to rob a store. How friggin hard could it be? No seriously, you are one clumsy assed burglar and you should be ashamed, no I mean seriously ASHAMED, of yourself! Giving all robbers a bad name, what’s wrong with you? I really hoped they threw the book at you (sheez, even then you probably wouldn’t duck!). Dumbass!