One more time Loons, if you are going to conceal your face while robbing a store please don’t use something that will end in tears …and a life of mockery. Poor, silly Gary wasn’t thinking straight when he stuck a feminine hygiene pad on his forehead to conceal his identity when he broke into an auto parts store. He not only got caught but he will now be forever known as the Maxi Pad Bandit. Dear lord, what were you thinking Gary?
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OK, here’s the thing , holding up a San Diego 7 Eleven store in a Gumby outfit is only going to end in tears mister because firstly, ain’t no one going to take you seriously and secondly, it’s hard to find your weapon in that big old suit when the clerk laughs at you. Alas, the poor fool had to leave humiliated but not before he dropped some change on the floor.
UK Singer Joss Stone must be thanking her lucky stars that her neighbors are nosy buggers and reported a suspicious vehicle near her house because it seems two men had plans to rob and kill her. When police arrested the men they found in their car, swords , rope and body bag and maps to her secluded house. Oh yeah, that’s a would be murder if there ever was!