Attention good people of Sweden if you happen across a very fit man dressed in a large furry monkey/bear outfit the police may want a word.Seems he is wanted in connection with a bank robbery. He was last seen running through the shopping center with security guards in hot pursuit.It is unclear if he got away with any money but police later found a burning car near the crime scene. Hmm and here I thought Swedes had no sense of humor!
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You know what I hate? When an elderly woman asks you for a lift to the bank and then proceeds to rob it. I really friggin hate that! Luke Weimert had no idea when police ordered him and Sandra Bathke out of his car at gunpoint that the little old lady next to him was a bank robber.While Luke had patiently waited outside the bank in his car, the 70 year had been inside pulling a gun on the teller and demanding money. As Luke drove her back to her apartment she calmly talked about the weather and the slippery roads. Seems Sandra was going to use the money to pay for her overdue rent after Luke’s mom (the landlord) gave her an eviction notice earlier that day. She had told Luke she needed a lift so she could withdraw the rent money from her account. Oh well, now she will have free room and board.
A Pennsylvania man has admitted he robbed a bank to get away from his friggin overbearing wife. Yep, after demanding money from the teller he asked if she would be so kind as to ring the police so he could get arrested because he couldn’t stand being with his wife for another minute . Hmm, honey, that’s what divorces are for! Anthony Miller said he wanted to leave his wife but she used the “I’ll kill myself” card. So in desperation he armed himself with a BB gun and robbed the bank. Oh well at least he got his wish, judge sentenced him to 3 years. I bet he hopes and prays she won’t be waiting for him when he gets out!
Psst Seems the missus divorced him last year!