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Furry Animal Robs Bank

Attention good people of Sweden if you happen across a very fit  man dressed in a large furry monkey/bear outfit the police may want a word.Seems he is wanted in connection with a bank robbery.  He was last seen running through the shopping center with security guards in hot pursuit.It is unclear if he got away with any money but police later found a burning car near the crime scene. Hmm and here I thought Swedes had no sense of humor!

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Would You Be a Dear and Give Me A Lift To The Bank?

Tsk, tsk granny!

You know what I hate? When an elderly woman asks you for a lift to the bank and then proceeds to  rob it. I really friggin hate that! Luke Weimert had no idea when police ordered him and Sandra Bathke out of his car at gunpoint that the little old lady next to him was a bank robber.While Luke had patiently waited outside the bank in his car, the 70 year had been inside pulling a gun on the teller and demanding money. As Luke drove her back to her apartment she calmly talked about the weather and the slippery roads. Seems Sandra was going to use the money to pay for her overdue rent after Luke’s mom (the landlord) gave her an eviction notice earlier that day. She had told Luke she needed a lift so she could withdraw the rent  money from her account. Oh well, now she will have free room and board.

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Man With Walker Robs Bank

Oh my, you know the economy really sucks when a 75 year old man with a walker holds up a bank in Canada  and tries to make a slow but steady getaway. After telling staff he had a weapon they handed over some cash and let him go on his merry way. Police picked him up about 45 minutes later still trying to make his getaway in the same mall strip where the bank was located.

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Sit right back and I tell you a tale

A man who looked suspiciously like Gilligan from Gilligan’s Island robbed a bank in Newport. The man walked into the TD Bank wearing a sailor’s hat and demanded money. Had a coconut fallen on his head I would have been convinced!

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It Was On My Friggin Bucket List

Well, well, well, bank robbing Patricia Edwards… bucket list you say? A Florida cancer patient claims she robbed a bank in Florida because it was on her bucket list of things to do before she died. Whats more it was a random act, no planning, no nothing just impulse. Only one prob, her cancer isn’t terminal and she suffers from bi-polar. Awkward.

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Geezer Bandit Returns

It's a sight more better than the pension!

Remember the “geezer” bandit? Well he’s baaack. Yes, the frail old dude walked in, handed a note to the teller and whipped out his pistol at the San Diego National bank. FBI are convinced it’s the same old man who robbed five other banks n La Jolla, Rancho Santa Fe, San Diego and Santee. Damn he’s good at this!

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At Least This Way I Don’t Get Life!

I just wanted some peace and quiet... and you?

I just wanted some peace and quiet... and you?

A Pennsylvania man has admitted he robbed a bank to get away from his friggin overbearing wife. Yep, after demanding money from the teller he asked if she would be so kind as to ring the police so he could get arrested because he couldn’t stand being with his wife for another minute . Hmm, honey, that’s what divorces are for! Anthony Miller said he wanted to leave his wife but she used the “I’ll kill myself” card. So in desperation he armed himself with a BB gun and robbed the bank. Oh well at least he got his wish, judge sentenced him to 3 years. I bet he hopes and prays she won’t be waiting for him when he gets out!

Psst Seems the missus divorced him last year!

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