Tag Archives: rocket

What Goes Up

Oh for the love of all things flat. A 61-year-old man built himself a steam-powered rocket so he could propel himself into the air to prove the Earth is flat. I know, I am still shaking my head too. Looking like Wile E. Coyote, mad Mike launched himself at about 350mph into the air to 1,875 feet before landing really, really hard in the Mojave Desert. Fortunately, he did have a parachute and a backup chute so despite the thud landing he only suffered minor injuries. Mike said ‘My story really is incredible,’ ‘It’s got a bunch of storylines – the garage-built thing. I’m an older guy. It’s out in the middle of nowhere, plus the Flat Earth. The problem is it brings out all the nuts also, people questioning everything. It’s the downside of all this.’

Blahahahah it brings out all the nut? Really?

PSST Mike still believes the world is flat.



Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Sexiest Man In The World Blasts Off

Top North Korean military man executed by mortar for drinkingGuess who’s been scaring the beejeezus out of the world’s superpowers? That would be the dastardly sexy Kim Jong Um. Seems he’s finally managed to get a rocket into orbit which has been no mean feat for this North Korean demi-god. It’s taken 15 years and 5 goes to get something up but he has. Yay him. Now all he has to do is lasso the moon and he’s set.


Filed under Friggin Scary, Kim Jong Um

The Coke Zero and Mentos Rocket Car

Hmm, if BP go kaput from there disastrous little oil leak in the Mexican Gulf they can always invest in Coke and Mentos, way safer.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never