Tag Archives: rodent

Like A Rat Up A Drainpipe

It was horrible I tell ya, horrible!

A New Yorker is refusing to go back on the subway after a rat ran up the inside of her pant leg. The rat was reluctant to budge  she was forced to take her pants off to get the rodent out!!!! No word on how the rat is coping.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

The Mountain Dew Mouse Clause


Ewh, ewh, ewh, a man who claims he found a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew may have an uphill battle proving it after Pepsi Co are adamant the rodent would have dissolved to jelly long before the drink touched his lips. Ronald Ball, who is suing the soft drink giant said he bought the Mountain Dew from a vending machine in 2009 but when he took a swig he instantly tasted something foul and spat the contents out. Low and behold what he spat out was a dead mouse. Mr Ball sent the remains to the Pepsi company who did the usual tests but concluded that the mouse would have dissolved in the soft drink had it been inside from the time of bottling to when he drank it. Oh dear there goes that $50,000 he was seeking in damages. As for Mountain Dew….it can dissolve a mouse?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

How Can You Tell?

Ewh, an Ohio woman claims she found a dead friggin rodent in a can of spaghetti and meatballs (Chef Boyardee). When Jennifer Aker rang ConAgra Foods to tell them of her discovery she was told to take a still photo of it and freeze the entire content of the can so it could be analyzed later. Yes sirree, right after we videotape it and put it on YouTube. Here’s the proof…


Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

Rats On Planes

Now I'm gonna miss my connecting flight!

An Air Canada flight was grounded and passengers deplaned after a big friggin rat was found in an overhead locker. After a rapid rodent response team failed to find the elusive vermin the plane was taken out of service and passengers loaded onto another flight. Hmm, one wrong chew and the dirty rat could have brought down the plane.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never