Everything was going well at the funeral of a young Romanian doctor until word spread that he had died of AIDS. Enter hysteria. The funeral was attended by the dozens of women he had slept with but who had no idea he was HIV positive. Yep,needless to say that funeral went from sympathy to anger in a very short time. The following day there was an enormous line of over 40 women waiting to be tested. So far two have been confirmed.
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Guess what loons? Bram Stoker’s castle in Romania is up for sale. Yep, the ultimate sleep with one eye open and a stake house. The elderly owners are kinda sick of looking for somewhere to pee as the castle has 57 rooms but no bathroom. Awks. The price is a mere $135 million, but the down side is you will have to live in Romania and put up with people doing stupid dracula accents. The owners are hoping the new owners will make it into a hotel. Boo!!!
Everybody panic! Remember that scary friggin cloud over Moscow a few weeks ago? Well another one has appeared in Romania. No seriously, I think the aliens are just messing with us now! And while everyone fears the worst and begin packing their doomsday bags, meteorologists say it’s simply a formation known as a “fallstreak hole”, which occurs when moisture in the air cools below 0C but is unable to turn into ice. Yeah right, who ya going to believe, a friggin meteorologist or a paranoid, alien fearing loon?
Psst Hello, Romania is friggin Dracula’s turf!!! Coincidence? I think not!
Please don’t try this at home people because we now know it doesn’t work. Romanian Viorel Firoiu has stunned medics in Orlea by rocking up to hospital with two hammerheads stuck up his butt.Seems Old Firoiu had been gorging himself on cherries and alcohol all day and found himself a tad constipated. That’s when the idea struck him. If he stuck a hammerhead up his bum it may help shift the shit.Unfortunately the hammerhead got stuck, so he came up with a second idea…if I used another hammer to get the first one out it might…ouch…where did it go? Hmm, when Firoiu rocked up to hospital he was complaining of excruciating pain.X-rays revealed the tools were well and truly wedged and he had to undergo surgery to have them removed.
Psst Wanna see what two hammerheads in the butt look like? The Sun.