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Too Easy

Hmm, how do police discover an illegal marijuana farm growing in a housing estate in the Netherlands during winter?

marijuana

 

Note to owners, don’t direct the lamps at the roof.

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While You Were Sleeping

cow falls through roof kills manYou know what I hate? When you are fast asleep and an 11 and a half ton cow falls through your roof and kills you. I really friggin hate that. The cow had wandered down a hill and onto the roof which then gave way and landed on the man (narrowly missing his wife). Unfortunately, he died from internal injuries while waiting for treatment at the local hospital.

Psst Brazil

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Raising Arizona

Yes, about that 5 week old baby found strapped in a baby seat in the middle of the road in Arizona. It seems his 19 year old mother had forgotten she had placed him on the roof of her car before driving off. By the time she realized her bub was missing and got her friends to retrace her steps the police were looking for her. She later admitted she had been smoking marijuana.

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Indonesian Train System Has Balls

Holy health and safety Batman. Indonesia is installing a deterent for any wouldbe cheapskate commuters aka train surfers. Yes, the contraption consists of a metal frame with a line of concrete balls dangling from it. These balls will hang just a few inches above the tops of the carriages. Hmm, now let see people try to ride on the roof now.

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House Gets Free Satellite On Roof

Hey loons, guess where a Russian satellite has crashed? Into the roof of a house in Cosmonaut Street in central Siberia, that’s where. The irony police are on their way! Yep, the Meridan communications satellite failed to launch properly and a chunk of it came a crashing down onto an unsuspecting village and right on to a street named in honor of the Russian spacemen.

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Body On Roof Of Truck

A motorist on the I-95 in Fairfax rang police after noticing a body on top of a truck. The tractor-trailer was later stopped by police and sure enough, yep, there was a body on the roof of the truck. So far no one has any explanation about how the body got up there or who it is.

Psst How come it didn’t roll off?

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Mother Nature Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor

Just keeping you on your toes!

You know what I hate? When you are all gathered at the Hancock County Public Library having a discussion about earthquake preparedness and lightning hits the friggin roof setting the building alight. I really hate that! Hmm, seems god has other plans!

Want sauce with that?

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Tsunami Dog Reunited With Owner

OMG, grab your Kleenex again loons. Remember the pooch who survived living on a roof in the sea for 3 weeks after surviving the Japanese earthquake? Well, she’s been reunited with her owner. Ban, the two year old pooch, evidently barked and then leaped into the arms of her owner during the tearful reunion.

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Transporting Mattresses Fail

OK, here’s the thing people, when attempting to transport mattresses on the roof of your car, use a friggin rope to hold them down and not your mate. Timothy Lee Walker from North Carolina suffered serious  head injuries after  the driver of the 1996 Ford Explorer went around a corner sending the mattresses and Walker sliding off the roof.

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Snow On Roof Fail

You’re doing it all wrong!

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