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Tsunami Dog Reunited With Owner

OMG, grab your Kleenex again loons. Remember the pooch who survived living on a roof in the sea for 3 weeks after surviving the Japanese earthquake? Well, she’s been reunited with her owner. Ban, the two year old pooch, evidently barked and then leaped into the arms of her owner during the tearful reunion.

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Transporting Mattresses Fail

OK, here’s the thing people, when attempting to transport mattresses on the roof of your car, use a friggin rope to hold them down and not your mate. Timothy Lee Walker from North Carolina suffered serious  head injuries after  the driver of the 1996 Ford Explorer went around a corner sending the mattresses and Walker sliding off the roof.

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Snow On Roof Fail

You’re doing it all wrong!

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Honey, Can You Smell Gas?

I told you not to light that match!

You know what I hate? When a refueling hose and it’s receiving arm fall off a large cargo plane spewing jet fuel all over your roof. I really friggin hate that! No one was injured in the incident at Carmel Mountain but I can’t say the same for the roof.

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I Think I’m Falling For You

Hey, where did she go?

You know what I hate? When you take your secret lover up to the roof of a 30ft building in Aberdeen, Scotland, for a little sex romp and she falls through the roof…naked. I really friggin hate that. The red faced 19 year old Polish brunette had to be rescued by police and firefighters after she plummeted 10ft into a disused shop when the roof caved in during a sex session. As for the guy, he has remained anonymous due to the fact he is engaged to another woman. Awkward.

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Did You Say EVERYTHING I Purchased?

You bitch!

When a court ordered a Swaziland woman the right to remove all her possessions from her ex-hubby’s house she did just that, including the roof!  Busisiwe Ginindza of Mvutjini, who had been booted out in July last year, went to court in an attempt to retrieve her stuff. The magistrate told her she could remove everything she owned or purchased from the house which included the roof (geez, I hope it doesn’t rain!). No word yet on what she is going to do with a roof but I hear the Indian police might be keen.

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Don’t Mess With A Woman With Balls!

Take that you little shits!

Take that you little shits!

Texan Paula Ollie isn’t one to standby and let burglars ransack her house. No siree. When Paula heard noises outside her home she collected a handful of pool balls, threw them in a bike helmet, climbed up a tree (holding on to the helmet by clenching the strap in her teeth) and then plonked herself on the roof where she had the perfect vantage point. Once she spotted the would-be burglars she shouted ‘Death from above!’ and began pelting them with pool balls. It didn’t take long for them to be snookered! Her brother-in-law said they were lucky she couldn’t find her crossbow! Paula Ollie 1, sorry assed burglars 0.

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