Oh, how I love a family fur fight being played out in the media. It’s only been a few days but Meghan Markle’s half-sister Samantha has poked the lion (again). Using her fav form of attack, Twitter, she has given an expose on the mother of the bride during the Royal wedding…..’She looked more like the hockey player in the penalty box.’ Ouch, burn. But our favourite 15 minuter hadn’t quite finished…’The Givenchy was beautiful but I would have put her in a hockey uniform.’ The half-sister is also pissed their family won’t be allowed to use Meghan’s coat of arms. She feels the Royals are no better than them…’You’ve got inbreeding, you’ve got substance abuse, you’ve got alcohol abuse, you’ve got infidelity.’ Oh bless, there goes any chance at a Christmas invite at Balmoral…just saying.
PSST Hands up who would love to see Samantha cop an invite and be seated next to Prince Phillip? Oh pleeeease!!!
2nd PSST Why hasn’t anyone signed the Dooley-Markles to a reality show yet?
The Queen, god bless her, has finally forgiven Fergie. Yes, I know, crazeee. Anywho, it seems Princess Beatrice has a ring on it and unless the Royal family wants uber awkwardness at the next Royal wedding they have to make nice with the mother of the bride. So to cut a long story short, the toe sucking outcast has been invited to join the main peeps at Balmoral (the main building) instead of staying alone in a cottage on the estate. Sheez, how thick her hide to even show up at Balmoral year after year only to be ushered to a hut while the Royals make merry in the main pad. Here’s to some very awkward silences. Oooh and I can’t wait to see what Fergie and her offspring wear to the wedding.
Egads, seriously princess! Despite missing out on an invite Kim Jong Il took no time in copying Princess Beatrice’s style. However he is claiming she stole it from his 1980’s Il Spring Collection!
Why you steal from me?
Was the vicar pleased that Kate and Wills had finally said “I do” or was he just glad to see the back of the 2,000 guests at Westminster Abbey?
Ah, don’t worry, this is just a dress rehearsal for Kate and Will’s big day. I didn’t know the Queen could bust a move?