You get a job restoring a 17th century Qing dynasty mural and all you get for your troubles is a mouthful of abuse … oh and lose your job. Sheez, settle people, the old painting was faded and basically crap, I’ve brightened it up and made it more Manga.
Phew, that was a good one!
Sometimes Christmas just stinks and this year it will for the 800 children who won’t be getting a toy from Operation Christmas a charity organization from Oklahoma. Seems a skunk snuck into the shed where the $16,000 worth of toys were being kept, lifted it’s tail and gave them a friggin spraying.
OK Loons, I don’t profess to being an expert on baseball (hell, I don’t even watch it) , but WTF,Armando Galarraga throws the perfect game and it gets ruined by a poor umpiring decision. The ump might want to be sleeping with one eye open for awhile. Hmm, had the call been correct, Galarraga would have been the 21st pitcher to have thrown a perfect game. Now he is going to be remember as the poor chump who so very nearly, almost, kind of, threw the perfect game.