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Rumor Friggin Mill

It’s back!!!!! Sheez, hasn’t been much happening in Hollywood of late until Miley went and bonged herself on Saliva Salvia. Sweet niblets, that’s a achie breakie hallucinate drug dumbass. Splitsville for Zac Efron and Vannessa Whatshername, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan “get me out of this friggin coffin” Reynolds and Dexter and his sister.Wedding bells for Hulk Hogan and his handbag, 35 year old Jennifer McDaniels.Oprah left Hugh Jackman in stitches (literally) after a stunt went wrong, which proves what I always suspected, Wolverine is full of shit. Speaking of which, Australia just got a whole lot lighter with the big O departing our shores with her studio audience, big sigh of relief from the Aussie golliwogs.

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Rumor Mill Roundup

Last week the celebs were behaving themselves but this week, not so much. Lindsay Lohan hit a baby in a stroller but not enough to send her back to rehab (or care). Donald Trump tried to tempt the New York mosque owners to get the hell out of New York with a shit load of money . Floyd Mayweather Jr. tried to do a Tyson on his girlfriend but got arrested for his troubles. Loud Reed made Susan Boyle rain tears of hell fire after refusing to allow her to sing one of his songs…and no, it wasn’t Walk On The Wild Side (sheez!). WTF, a bodyguard is claiming Britney Spears sexually harrassed him. Hello if you were a fat, fame whore, dancer, I could possibly believe ya but a mere bodyguard, no way!

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Rumor Mill Round Up!

I friggin knew that blue friggin Power Ranger was gay, now he’s claiming he quit because of all the homophobics on set kept teasing him (hmm, ever thought it may have been because of the costume?) . Hunter Tylo is being sued by her manager, a security firm and her lawyers but strangely not her botox supplier? Mrs Brady (aka Florence Henderson) is limbering up for Dancing With the Stars at 76!!! WWE (that’s wrestling) star Gertrude “Luna” Vachon found dead. Leo Dicaprio is going to become a daddy by some delusional stalker who is preggers with a child she’s gonna call Jesus (restraining order time). Fame whore Paris is claiming that ain’t her purse.  Oh and Lindsay is back, out and about partying at 2am

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Seems not even a car rollover can kill Dennis Rodman, Mel Gibson’s gone fishing, Laurence Fishburne’s daughter was a prostitute is a porn star (so much for nepotism), Snooki is swearing off booze during the daylight hours, Robbie Williams is officially off the market (yes, fiance signed a pre-nup), Katy Perry is being sued by the Beach boys over California Girls, Emma Thompson is depressed and Lindsay is still in rehab.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

OK, here’s a run down of this weeks thrills and spills. Pink kaboomed 8ft off the stage onto a steel barrier after a harness malfunction (she claims the barricade is now her bitch). John Stamos side stepped another potential drama after an extortion plot involving some compromising photos was dealt with swiftly by police. Lindsay’s off to rehab (yes she is, no she isn’t, yes sh…oh who cares), Mels in therapy,Kelly Osbourne is back on the dating scene (this time trying to avoid a cheater), Levi and Bristol are engaged and negotiating reality show deals, Penelope Cruz and the dude who played the nastiest little serial killer with a tank of compressed air you’ll ever see just got hitched, Rip Torn used a life line and got off some serious bank robbery charges.  Wesley Snipes goes into the big house IRS 1, Snipes 0. Oh and Joran van der Sloot is still rotting away in a Peruvian jail.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Yes, Michael Jackson has really been dead for one whole year but according to Jermaine he would still be alive if he had only converted to Islam, Jessica Simpson found something worse to wear than mom jeans, Robert Pattinson is related to Vlad the impaler, Heather Mills plans to do an Eddie the Eagle by entering the 2014 Paralympics ,  no one’s buying Jeremy Londons’ kidnapping story, even Prince Harry thought his mom was friggin mad and Lindsay Lohan is still breathing !

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Friggin Rumor Mill Round-ups

A quick gossip round-up for the week… no, Russell Crowe didn’t die rolling down a mountain in Austria but Sarah Palin may have had a boob job and well, those gay rumors about Al Gore  just won’t stop (thanks Globe!)! Oh and Lindsay’s mom said someone spilled alcohol on her ankle bracelet so no need for concern, judge.
Fair and balanced …

You Decide!

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