The moral of this story is never ask Tamara Samsonova to do the dishes or you might end up in pieces. The 68 year old Russian woman confessed to cutting up a 79 year old woman and throwing her head in a pond because of a spat over unwashed cups. When police searched her flat they discovered her diary which relieved more than they were expecting. Seems for the past 20 years the Granny Ripper had been bumping people off , cutting them into pieces and eating them… the lungs being her favourite . The granny has confessed to all the murders and told the court she was expecting to be caught eventually.
Tag Archives: Russian
Baba Yaga
Filed under Friggin Scary
The Mayan Calendar Excuse
A Russian man is refusing to pay his traffic fine because he believes the Mayan calendar. Yep, he has told debt collectors the world will be ending on December 21 so it’s a pointless exercise paying the fine. Hmm, good luck with that.
Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Burial Fail
OK, here’s the thing Russian guy who buried himself as part of an endurance test, always have an exit strategy. A Russain man died after he buried himself alive in a friend’s garden . Sure he was inside a makeshift coffin with holes for air and blanket, water and cell phone but he didn’t take into account the rain! When his friend checked on him the next day he was dead. Seems those holes for air got kinda clogged up.
Filed under End Credit, Whoops!
Honey, I’m Gonna Be Home Early
Way too funny for words. Watch when a Russian factory worker’s foot slips on the accelerator of a forklift. Hmm, it is even funnier to know the boxes were filled with glass bottles of vodka and cognac. Guess who won’t be getting his Christmas bonus!
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!