Tag Archives: safety

Staying Alive

Attention Volvo drivers, soon you won’t have to fret about plowing down pedestrians because  V40 wagon will be fitted with  external airbags. So if by some chance you ever drive fast enough to cause injury to someone, you should be good to go after impact. Hmm, as for the victim, who knows where they will end up after getting sucker punched by a cushion….. probably straight into oncoming traffic.

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Richard Simmons Joins Mile High Club

Richard Simmons is the new voice of Air New Zealand…..it’s enough to make you jump!

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