Tag Archives: Salisbury

What the Hell Is Novichok?

Just when you thought it was safe, the Russian nerve agent Novichok has reared its deadly head once again. Two people in Salisbury were infected this week after it is believed they picked up a contaminated item on the street. One of the victims passed away today and the second victim is still fighting for his life. It is believed the pair came in contact with the deadly nerve agent in a park near where a former Russian spy and his daughter were struck down a few months ago. A used cigarette butt has been named as a potential item.

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Demented Whist Player

OK, can the dude who stole the severed hand of a gambler at the Haunch of Venison pub in Salisbury, Wiltshire, please return it ASAP, it’s cursed. The hand belonged to a gambler who was caught cheating while playing whist and it’s been on display for over a century. If you are to believe the local legend the ghost of the ”Demented Whist Player” spooks the place and is probably spooking the thieves as we speak. Boo!

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The Man Who Fell to Earth

WTF. Rip Torn, remember him? Well it seems he’s a bank robber now. Say it ain’t so Rip? It is alleged on Friday night a very pissed Rip (78) broke into the Litchfield Bancorp building in Salisbury, armed with a loaded revolver. When police arrived  there he was in all his glory off his rocker. I guess we won’t be seeing him again on our screens anytime soon. RIP in peace.

Psst Geez, if Rip Torn can break into a bank anyone can!

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