Tag Archives: San Francisco

Waiter There Is A … Oh Never Mind

Move over Cat Cafe’s there is a new player in town. Introducing the first pop up Rat Cafe. Yes, now you don’t have to pull up a bin, you can eat with rats in the comfort of a cafe. OK, you don’t actually eat with the vermin, they come later (due to health codes). But you do get to mingle with the furry creatures in a dungeon environment. Thanks San Francisco.

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Nanananana Batman

A big shout out to the Make-a-Wish foundation and the City of San Francisco for making a 5 year old’s dream come true. 10,000 volunteers transformed San Francisco into Gotham City for Miles, who is a massive Batman fan.

Read about his adventure here?

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Well That Stinks

OMG, workers at a San Francisco rail station had to call in a hazardous materials team after dismantling a broken escalator and finding piles and piles of human feces.  Officials say human poo and urine are the main cause of escalator breakdowns , because the homeless people use the stairwell as a toilet when the station is closed.

 

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Man Bursts Into Flames Watching Porn

Oils aint oils

Now loons, no jumping to conclusions here but a man in San Francisco has burst into flames while in a private booth watching videos at a porn shop. An investigation is underway as to what exactly happened but witnesses say they saw him burst out of the doors of the store engulfed in fire . Luckily there were firefighters about a block away who raced to the scene and doused him. He is currently in critical condition in hospital.

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I’ll Drink To That

Can anyone name the “drunkest” city in America? If you said Milwaukee, have a drink. On average they guzzle around 13 drinks a month. The other greatest cities  on earth include Fargo, San Francisco, Austin and Reno.

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Yes Virginia, They Fired Santa!

If you are planning to have your photo taken with Santa at San Francisco’s Macy store this year, forget about it, he’s been sacked.For 20 years the jolly man, known as Santa John, had been providing a lap for children and adults to sit on and an ear for them to whisper their Christmas wishes into but alas no more. Seems an elderly couple complained about one of his jokes and he was fired. Now the public are pissed and want Santa John back. Hello, he’s been there for friggin 20 years. Want  to hear the joke? When older people sit on his lap he asks them if they’ve been good and if they say, ‘Yes,’ he says, ‘Gee, that’s too bad,’ and if they ask him why he’s so jolly his standard reply is ” because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live.” Hell yes, that is definitely a sacking according to the bad joke police! Ho friggin ho!

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Solitary Confinement Never Looked So Good!

Is that you Bubba?

OK, the first sign your stay at the San Francisco jail might be a tad challenging, is the sight of the condom dispensers in each jailhouse pod (16 in total). Oh and don’t be thinking the machines will be promoting jailhouse sex because officials say it’s happening anyways. The dispensers, which have been paid for by small grants, have been installed to promote safe sex and save lives. Hmm, if that was the case why not just install  soap-on-a-rope dispensers

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Shit Happens

If I knew this was part of the job!!!!

Hey, can the guy setting fire to the Port-A-Potties in San Francisco just friggin quit it already.Firefighters are getting really pissed off having to put them out. It’s the third portable toilet in a week to have been destroyed but the arson will have to work damn hard to beat the November of 2008 to March of 2009 record of 27.

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Well No Shit Sherlock!

You're all nuts!

You're all nuts!

A survey done by Angus Reid Strategies of San Francisco found people in the US, UK and Canada don’t have much respect for car salesmen and politicians. Well I could have friggin told you that! Wanna know who ranked highest? Nurses, farmers and vets. Also thumbs up to architects, judges and dentists. That should make for interesting conversation at your next dinner party!

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