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Hope It Wasn’t Multigrain

Attention Nebraskian men, if you are going to push your wife on the bed and rub a sandwich in her face , that’s a five day jailing right there. Evidently he was pissed at her for making him live in the country. No word on what kind of sandwich it was.

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911 Hold The Mayo

OK, one more time people, don’t be ringing 911 because your deli hasn’t made your sandwich just the way you like it. Sheez, mister. And NO the cops won’t do a drive by and have a little word with them.

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I Said NO Tomatoes in My BLT

OK, here’s the thing, when a man orders no tomatoes in his BLT don’t be giving him tomatoes or he’ll friggin punch you in the face. So says a worker at Sonic in Florida.

Want sauce with that?

 

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You Thought You Could Get Away With That?

Ewh, this was never going to end well. A New Jersey cook,  Ryan Burke, was working in a restaurant in Evesham Township when two cops  walked in. He instantly recognized one of the officers as the cop who had charged him for a 2009 traffic violation. So as revenge he pubed his sandwich. Yes, that’s right, he grabbed a clump of chest hair, then a clump of pubic hair and added it to the sandwich. That’s a 15 day jail sentence and 2 years probation right there! Hmm, you know, somehow I think no matter what the sentence, Ryan Burke, will always have the satisfaction of knowing the cop swallowed his pubes!

Psst Yes, the policeman did eat part of the sandwich before noticing the hairs.

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Is That A Pastrami on Rye?

Do I smell Hoagie?

Do I smell Hoagie?

Nothing worse than being mugged by a big black bear for your sandwich, is there Henry? Henry Rouwendeal was outside his Sussex home packing his car when a bear got a whiff of his sandwich. Before he knew it the 400lb beast had knocked him down and nicked off with his lunch. Despite Henry punching and kicking the bear he still took off with his Italian hoagie in hand. It obviously smelled better than it tasted because police found the discarded wrapper and remains of the sandwich (probably the crusts) not far away. Geez Henry, lucky you didn’t have chocolate and champagne or you would have been dead!

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