Attention Nebraskian men, if you are going to push your wife on the bed and rub a sandwich in her face , that’s a five day jailing right there. Evidently he was pissed at her for making him live in the country. No word on what kind of sandwich it was.
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Nothing worse than being mugged by a big black bear for your sandwich, is there Henry? Henry Rouwendeal was outside his Sussex home packing his car when a bear got a whiff of his sandwich. Before he knew it the 400lb beast had knocked him down and nicked off with his lunch. Despite Henry punching and kicking the bear he still took off with his Italian hoagie in hand. It obviously smelled better than it tasted because police found the discarded wrapper and remains of the sandwich (probably the crusts) not far away. Geez Henry, lucky you didn’t have chocolate and champagne or you would have been dead!