You better not cry. The remains of Saint Nicholas aka Santa have been discovered in Turkey. Yes, his tomb has been discovered under an ancient church. No word on the fate of the reindeers. On the bright side, you don’t have to worry about being naughty this Christmas, Santa is dead….just saying.
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Want pizza in Japan during winter? Well you can AND have it delivered by a reindeer. Trials are underway in Hokkaido to train reindeer to deliver Domino pizzas. It is so going to happen as soon as they work out how to get them to behave and how to attach the delivery boxes securely on their backs . Good luck with that, pizza maybe cold.
Watch what happened when a little deaf girl sat on Santa’s knee….
OK, note to the good people of Aberdare in Wales. When the Welsh Parade concludes please don’t arrange for Santa to be escort away in the back of a police riot van. Evidently, the little kiddies went hysterical thinking Santa had been arrested. One tearful snowflake cried ‘Santa can’t bring me toys now,’
I’m guessing the Aussie Santa was naughty this year. A post office in Melbourne was robbed by Santa. Yes, he had a red suit and a bushy white beard. The staff intially thought Santa was going to hand out candy but he wanted them to fill his sack full of money. He fled in a Jeep.
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