Tag Archives: Saskatchewan

Snakes Alive In Hospital

What the hell was that

What the hell was that?

Feet up patients in a Saskatchewan hospital, you got snakes. Over a hundred of the slimy reptiles have been found slithering around the basement and wards since February. Officials say they are harmless little garter snakes but you might want to sleep with one eye open anyways.

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Car Trouble

I have only one thing to say to Bruce Osiowy of Saskatchewan after the 8th car in six years plowed into his house….MOVE!

Psst Oh and the suggestion of placing a couple of speed bumps at the dangerous intersection to stop this mayhem will only end in airborne vehicles flying into it….MOVE!

Want sauce with that?

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Blood On The Dance Floor

Cat got your tongue?

What the? Canadian police are searching for a British man who allegedly bit off a woman’s tongue and swallowed it while on a barroom dance floor. The man, who claimed he was a British soldier, sidled up to three Saskatchewan women and began making a nuisance of himself. As the night progressed he became more and more aggressive. At around 1.30am the soldier took one of the women onto the dance floor and at some stage chomped off her tongue. One of her friends said she turned around with blood pouring from her mouth and said “he fucking bit my tongue off.” After an extensive search for the tongue they concluded the man must have eaten it. He did a runner and now the military are freaking it’s one of theirs!

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