Tag Archives: Saudi arabia

Cheers

Naw, trying to smuggle alcohol into Saudi Arabia can be somewhat tricky, considering it is illegal. Get caught, that is a flogging. However, it doesn’t stop people trying. Authorities have released images of some of the more epic fails.

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Female Free Olympics Anyone?

Saudi Arabia wants to host the Olympics but with one catch …. NO women. Hello, the Middle Ages  rang and they want their ideology back.  Hmm, will there be 5 lashes for losing? Heavy sigh. Oooooh but don’t despair ladies , your events will still go ahead, but in Bahrain.

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One Way To Move A Tractor

Hmm, might be easier to just turn on the ignition …. just saying.

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There Goes The Self Esteem

screamAwks. A Saudi groom has asked for a divorce on his wedding day after seeing her face for the first time. Oooh, that’s not nice. The drama unfolded after a photographer asked  the bride to lift her veil for a photograph and the hubby saw her face for the first time. He stood up and declared ‘You are not the girl I want to marry. You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.’ Yes, it ended in tears.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Sneeze

New Strain of Deadly SARS-like virusCover your la mouths people, there is a deadly outbreak of a  SARS-like virus in France and it’s contagious as all hell. The nasty virus has killed over 18 people so far (mostly in Saudi Arabia) but is expected to spread like wildfire. The latest victim contracted nCoV-EMC after sharing a hospital ward with man who contracted it after visiting Dubai.

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An Eye For An Eye

An eye for an eye policy in Suadi ArabiaA word of warning to anyone thinking of committing a crime in Saudi Arabia, they have an eye for an eye justice policy. A court has just given the thumbs up for a man to have his spinal cord severed as punishment for stabbing his childhood buddy in the back. Ten years ago when Ali al-Khawahir was 14 he stabbed his friend leaving him paralysed, now after spending a decade in prison he has to come up with £176,000 in compensation or suffer the same fate.

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Guns and Weddings Don’t Mix

OK people, can you quit with the celebratory gunfire at weddings before someone gets …. oh never mind. At least 25 wedding guests at a Saudi Arabian wedding have been killed after gunfire brought down power lines and started a massive blaze inside a tent.

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Ben Ali In A Coma

Remember deposed Tunisian leader Zine el Abidine Ben Ali? You know, the dude with the spend thrift wife who fled to Saudi Arabia with billions of bullion a few weeks back, prompting a tsunami of  unrest in the Middle East and North Africa? Yeah, him. Well he’s in a coma after suffering a stroke.

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I Got A Bone To Pick With You!

Do I look like a friggin spy?

A sorry assed vulture has got himself arrested in Saudi Arabia on suspicion of being a  Mossad spy. Oh boy, the bird unfortunately was wearing a transmitter and had a leg tag with the words “Tel Aviv University” clearly marked on it. Awkward. Hmm, this latest bungle comes hot on the heels of Egypt suggesting Israel’s foreign intelligence agency was behind a series of shark attacks in the Red Sea. Yep, some conspiracy theorists believe the Mossad threw deadly sharks into the sea to scare off tourists last month.

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Male Order Maid

Fooled you!

Well blow me down with a feather, a Saudi family are still shaking their heads in bewilderment after they discovered their Filipino maid of seven months was actually a male.It was only after he/she decided to return to the Philippines and handed over his/her passport did they realize they had been duped.

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