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Run He Has A Pressure Cooker

Student carrying pressure cooker questioned by fbiAttention all Saudi students living in the US, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT be seen walking around the neighborhood with a pressure cooker or you may find your house surrounded by armed FBI agents. Any one for kabsah? Seems the student had just made a big pot of rice and was taking it to a friend’s house. As you were agents.

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Saudi Student Plots Jihad In Texas

Sheez, someone wanted to kaboom George W with a weapon of mass destruction, wouldn’t that have been ironic? Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari a Saudi student studying chemical engineering has been arrested under suspicion of buying chemicals and equipment with the intent to blow things up, like dams, nuclear plants and George W Bush’s ranch in Texas. The 20 year old had been in the US for 2 years under the ruse of studying at Texas Tech University but all the time he was really planning a jihad. His plot was foiled when a chemical supplier became sus about an order from Aldawsari and dobbed him in. Federal agents then traced his online purchases and secretly search his apartment where they found evidence of a major terrorist plot. Needless to say I hope he likes the color orange!

Want sauce with that?

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