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I’m Just Saying!

Good lord, is John Travolta trying to leave Scientology or something because someone is definitely out to get him. Now he’s a cross dressing, gay, sex fiend. Does this scandal have no end?  Grease is the word!

 

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Pope Not Happy About Vatileaks

Bless me Father for I have….

Holy criminal accusations Batman. The Vatican is all at Holy sea over a Vatileaks scandal that threatens to be a book. OK it’s already a book, and the Pope ain’t happy. Pope Benedict XVI has got his lawyers lined up, ready to sue as leaked documents about corruption and mismanagement within the Catholic church go public in the book His Holiness, by Italian journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi. Evidently someone on the inside has been providing private letters and memos between Pope Benedict and his personal secretary to the author (and it ain’t Murdoch). Um ah!!!

 

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Rebekah Brooks Is a Little Bit Salem

Tsk, tsk, tsk Rebekah Brooks it maybe a little bit Salem but you may just get burned at the stake for perverting the course of justice in the News of the World phone-hacking scandal. Brooks and her hubby are crying “witch hunt” after being charged with hiding material from police. Sheez, I wonder if Scotland Yard bugged her phone?

Want sauce with that?

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Syracuse University Assistant Coach Accused of Child Molestation

Seriously, the Universities in the US are becoming worse than the Catholic Church for child molesting allegations. Following hotly behind the Pennsylvania State University football assistant coach Jerry Sandusky scandal, is the Syracuse University. Seems assistant basketball coach , Bernie Fine, has been accused of molesting two teen boys (who are now adults). Police and detectives raided his home on Friday afternoon,  seizing hundreds of photographs.

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And Then There Was Two

"News of the World, and you?"

Oh boy, seems Rebekah Brooks hasn’t escaped the clutches of the police. Yep, she’s been arrested.Charges? Hmm, lets see, “suspicion of conspiring to intercept communications and making inappropriate payments to police” for starters. Run Rupert, run! Sheez, if only News of The World were around to publish it!

Psst Hmm, if I was a conspiracy theorist I would think someone doesn’t want Mrs Brooks to be grilled by the British parliament!

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How the Mighty Have Fallen

As Rupert Murdoch and his son James face British parliament on Tuesday to answer questions about the World of The News phone hacking scandal I wonder if we, the public, will ever know the full extent of the scandal. What other little skeletons have they be hiding in the closet? Here’s what a few of my colleagues have been saying around the water cooler…. they know the truth about what happened to Princess Diana, they have phone hacked conversations with Tony Blair and George W over the weapons of mass destruction lies, they have been supplying WikiLeaks with info, they have used information to discredit certain politicians, it goes beyond News of the World (eg Fox news) , it’s been going on far longer than anyone suspects and it’s all going to be covered up.

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Duchess of Porkies

Holy Sloan Ranger Batman, Fergie (aka Duchess of York) is in the biggest pile of doo-dah since her toe sucking days. In a Countess of Wessexesque style move, Fergie has been duped by a newspaper (will they ever learn?). Yep the poor gullible ex royal was caught on tape offering to sell access to her ex for £500,000 to an undercover reporter. Oblivious to the News Of The World sting, Fergie can be seen and friggin heard negotiating with a “pretend” businessman about the price of the set up. She also insisted that she received 1% commission from all deals made as a result of her royal connections. Oh ah. She then goes on to say that Prince Andrew (who works as a special representative for the government agency UK Trade & Investment) would be a willing business partner “Look after me and he’ll look after you … you’ll get it back tenfold. I can open any door you want,” Awkward. Geez, in the good old days it would have been “off with her head!” Hmm, I wouldn’t be expecting any more invites to royal functions anytime soon.

Psst Want to really cringe? Check out Fergie on film as she makes the deal.

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Flushed With Money

Just when you thought life couldn’t throw you anymore lemons ( bouncers, wides or no balls), Michael Clarke has had to call the plumbers after Lara Bingle “allegedly” threw lost her $200,000 diamond ex engagement ring down the toilet. Fly on that wall! Word on the streets is the plumber found Jack shit (thank god it wasn’t Fav’s!).

Psst Oh, if you want to know who the bloody hell Lara Bingle is, she is the now ex girlfriend of cricketer Michael Clarke. Prior to that she was part of a failed  “where the bloody hell am I” tourist campaign and has been doing a Paris Hilton  ever since.

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Elderly Indian Governor Has A Sex Tape

WTF, an 86 year old governor from Hyderabad in India has resigned after a sex tape surfaced. Narain Dutt Tiwari did not just appear in bed with one woman but friggin three of them. Geez, in England you would get a knighthood! Whats more they friggin aired the tape on TV. Hmm, nothing like  going out with a bang!

Psst You can see a little of it here, but I wouldn’t get too excited!

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Sudoku Tournament Scandal

Suspected sudoku cheat at tournamentWTF, a cheating probe at a sudoku tournament, what has the world come to? Officials of the Philadelphia Inquirer National Sudoku Championship are rightly pissed after discovering contestant Eugene Varshavsky was unable to complete some easy steps in the puzzle during the final round.Varshavsky, who played in a hoodie throughout the tournament, romped through the second round (in near world record time) but when he got to the finals was unable to complete the puzzle. He eventually came third and took home $3,000 and a bad reputation!

Psst I hope they did drug tests too!

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