Good lord, is John Travolta trying to leave Scientology or something because someone is definitely out to get him. Now he’s a cross dressing, gay, sex fiend. Does this scandal have no end? Grease is the word!
Holy criminal accusations Batman. The Vatican is all at Holy sea over a Vatileaks scandal that threatens to be a book. OK it’s already a book, and the Pope ain’t happy. Pope Benedict XVI has got his lawyers lined up, ready to sue as leaked documents about corruption and mismanagement within the Catholic church go public in the book His Holiness, by Italian journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi. Evidently someone on the inside has been providing private letters and memos between Pope Benedict and his personal secretary to the author (and it ain’t Murdoch). Um ah!!!
Tsk, tsk, tsk Rebekah Brooks it maybe a little bit Salem but you may just get burned at the stake for perverting the course of justice in the News of the World phone-hacking scandal. Brooks and her hubby are crying “witch hunt” after being charged with hiding material from police. Sheez, I wonder if Scotland Yard bugged her phone?
Oh boy, seems Rebekah Brooks hasn’t escaped the clutches of the police. Yep, she’s been arrested.Charges? Hmm, lets see, “suspicion of conspiring to intercept communications and making inappropriate payments to police” for starters. Run Rupert, run! Sheez, if only News of The World were around to publish it!
Psst Hmm, if I was a conspiracy theorist I would think someone doesn’t want Mrs Brooks to be grilled by the British parliament!
Holy Sloan Ranger Batman, Fergie (aka Duchess of York) is in the biggest pile of doo-dah since her toe sucking days. In a Countess of Wessexesque style move, Fergie has been duped by a newspaper (will they ever learn?). Yep the poor gullible ex royal was caught on tape offering to sell access to her ex for £500,000 to an undercover reporter. Oblivious to the News Of The World sting, Fergie can be seen and friggin heard negotiating with a “pretend” businessman about the price of the set up. She also insisted that she received 1% commission from all deals made as a result of her royal connections. Oh ah. She then goes on to say that Prince Andrew (who works as a special representative for the government agency UK Trade & Investment) would be a willing business partner “Look after me and he’ll look after you … you’ll get it back tenfold. I can open any door you want,” Awkward. Geez, in the good old days it would have been “off with her head!” Hmm, I wouldn’t be expecting any more invites to royal functions anytime soon.
Psst Want to really cringe? Check out Fergie on film as she makes the deal.
WTF, a cheating probe at a sudoku tournament, what has the world come to? Officials of the Philadelphia Inquirer National Sudoku Championship are rightly pissed after discovering contestant Eugene Varshavsky was unable to complete some easy steps in the puzzle during the final round.Varshavsky, who played in a hoodie throughout the tournament, romped through the second round (in near world record time) but when he got to the finals was unable to complete the puzzle. He eventually came third and took home $3,000 and a bad reputation!
Psst I hope they did drug tests too!