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Oh Sweet Child Of Mine

Oh dear god, imagine if a sperm bank accidentally sent you an email with your sperm donor’s real name on it. You know, the man with an IQ of 160, who has an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligence and who was pursuing a Ph.D. in neuroscience engineering. Yeah him. Well, imagine if you now research the dude and it turns out the father of your child is really a schizophrenic college dropout with a criminal history ….. ooh plus the photo of him had been altered to remove a large mole on his cheek? That’s a big friggin law suit right there. Sleep with one eye open .


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