Tag Archives: School teacher


What could be worse than unveiling a plaque to a paedophile teacher after he died? Hmm, hows about inscribing it with the words “He touched us all”.


Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Too Racist To Have Molested That Kid

Teachers says she's too racist to molest a black childWhat’s worse than being accused of being a first grade child molester? Telling police you’re innocent because you would never molest a black kid. Out of the frying pan … The school teacher, who is accused of touching a girl’s ‘private parts’  , told police she couldn’t have fondled the student because she’s a racist and doesn’t like touching black children. Dear lord.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Things Not To Do In Alaska

Holy friggin werewolf Batman, a female special education teacher has been mauled to death by a wolf while jogging in Alaska. Candice Berner had only just arrived in Chignik to start work at a local school. The body was found by a group who’s been clam digging and say the wolf  had been stalking them earlier in the day.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

Another Brick In the Wall… I Mean Head

OMG,WTF, OMG, a Adelaide primary school teacher has been whacked with a brick and had $400 stolen by two students. The incident happened while she was on yard duty at the Swallowcliffe Primary School at Davoren Park. The two 12 year olds threw a brick at the back of her head, grabbed her office keys while she was semi-conscious and stole money from her purse. The teacher was unable to identify the two students involved because she was basically on the ground counting stars.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never