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How sweet, a NY Satanic group submitted their coloring book, The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities , for approval to be distributed to schools. The group believes it has the same rights as the groups who distribute Bibles to schools.
Ugh, a 72 year old substitute teacher got sprung (allegedly) spanking the monkey in the school hallway.That is an arresting right there. The teacher was caught by another teacher who saw him on the ground and thought he was hurt . Unfortunately, she realised a little too late that he wasn’t, he simply had his hand down his pants. Well, that can’t be unseen! CCTV footage revealed he’d been perving on students prior to his little indiscretion.
So what have you brought for show and tell today little girl. This miss. Run, children , run!!!! A year 5 girl didn’t get the reaction she was hoping for when she brought a WWII hand grenade to school for show and tell. The school and nearby homes were evacuated and bomb experts from the Royal Australian Air Force were called in. The deadly device was eventually removed and is currently being disposed of.
Oh dear, someone with a wicked sense of humor is in big trouble after several women complained about being given x-rated chocolates at a school Mother’s Day function at a Hunter Valley school. The “gift bags” were handed out to mothers and grandmothers at a P&C public school function. The see through bags contained chocolates that were shaped like penises, butts and breasts, with some even depicting couples having sex. The school says the chocolates were left over from last year’s event that had been held at a adults-only girls’ night venue and had been distributed by other parents not them. One women said her grandson handed her a bag and told her ‘You’ve got a willy in there Nanny’.
Psst Sheez, I would be complaining more about getting last year’s chocolate!!!