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Za Vashe Zdorovie

It vasnt me

It vasnt me

Psst, if you are the dudes from Sydney who stole 17,400 bottles of vodka using a semi trailer, I think the police are looking for you. Thieves, serious alcoholics or Russians crashed the semi through a fence of a business premises before emptying a sea container full of femented potatoes worth $600,000. Hmm, that should keep them going for a few weeks if you are either the Russians or the alcos. A few weeks ago thieves on the other side of the country made off with a container load of designer beer. Well, we can tell which state has more class now, can’t we!

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The Great Belgian Beer Heist

Perth man steal sea container full of premium Belgian beer

Hey, anyone seen 1349 cartons of Belgian Hoegaarden beer?

Wouldn’t you know it , the moment I slag off Perth, they go and do something to redeem themselves! Yes, a PERTH man has been charged with stealing a sea container full of premium imported beer. Brilliant. Yes and it’s now even being dubbed the “The Great Belgian Beer Heist” (good for tourism).  Evidently the  man and a unknown accomplice used a side loading trailer to haul away the sea container packed with 1349 cartons of Belgian Hoegaarden beer . Now all the police have to do is locate the stolen beer. Good luck with that!

Psst I swear if the guy plays his cards right he might have even become the next Prime Minister of Australia . Yes, all hail Palmyra man.

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