Vivienne and Feisty’s Excellent Adventure

Oh yeah!

Two seals named Vivienne and Feisty had a little wander down the streets of Minnesota after their zoo flooded. The pair had a great old time until their zookeepers rounded them up and drove them back home. Meanwhile the resident polar bear missed out on the city tour  only managing to escape her enclosure. A dart in the bum saw her  sleeping it off in her holding area.

Seal Slaughter

New Zealand animal lovers are reeling today after the discovery of 23 dead seals,  including newborn pups,  at Ohau Point. The protected animals had been clubbed to death over several days. Sheez, it wasn’t me, I can’t even find  friggin wi-fi here!!!

 

Self Preservation

OK, I don’t want to scare the friggin daylights out of you but experts think a pod of seals lured the shark to the surfer who was killed yesterday at Gracetown. WTF? The shrewd little seals used Nicholas Edwards as bait to avoid becoming the main course.

Toes Out Of The Water

Margaret River is in shock today after news that a surfer has been mauled to death by a shark this morning. Despite the desperate efforts of locals and fellow surfers to save the man, his injuries were just too horrific.The attack happened at Gracetown break, South Point, a popular surfing location. Gracetown local, Rob Alder said he noticed a half board floating without a rider from his balcony and rushed down to the beach. Another local witnessed thrashing in the water and then noticed a guy swimming for the rocks. A pod of seals in the area are believed to have been the shark’s intended victims. A group of surfers (friggin heroes) administered CPR and mouth to mouth for 20 minutes before the ambulance arrived. They were all still in shock on hearing the news of his death as they had managed to get color back into his face and thought he had a good chance of surviving.