Apparently, a worker at Seattle International Airport got into the cockpit of a Horizon Air Q400 plane and took off down the runway. When the tower realized there was a rogue plane the fighter jets were summoned. For a good thirty minutes, the random guy did loop-the-loops and uncontrolled rolls without any pilot training what-so-ever. His flight plan looked like this…
The fighter jets followed the plane whilst the tower kept in communications with the guy in the cockpit. They were trying in vain to guide him to a nearby military airstrip so they could help him land. Sadly, it was not meant to be. The plane crashed. It has yet to be confirmed whether the plane ran out of fuel or if he deliberately ditched it. Either way very sad for his family.
A woman in Seattle has been arrested for doing lewd things with lawn chairs. Hmm, yeah I don’t won’t to know. OK fine, first she urinated all over the place before hiking up her dress and getting kinky with the furniture. No word on the splinters.
Move over Arkansas we have a new streaker. A man in Seattle, who randomly football tackled a 16 year old girl and her bro, ran into a lake and stripped off after being chased by police. For 2 hours the naked dude bobbed and frolicked while cops and firefighters tried to retrieve him. He later went running around Duck Island starkers. Police said…and I quote…. “We don’t believe he has any weapons especially considering the temperature of the water.” Hmm, what kinda of weapons were they inferring???? The unidentified man was later taken into custody.
Psst Big Shout out to Craig Berry for sending the naked truth.
OK, here’s the thing man from Seattle. No, you can’t dress up a plastic skeleton in hoodie and plonk it in your passenger seat to make it look like a person in order for you use the carpool lane because if you get caught …ah never mind. Just pay the damn fine and be done with it, fool.
Oh for crying out loud you parents. When attending a nativity play at your kid’s school, just sit down and friggin watch. Sheez, none of this male macho biting off fingers crap, thanks. Seems two male parents got into a fight during the Harton Primary School Christmas play, resulting in one man biting off the other man’s finger. A witness said “One bit the finger off the other and spat the blood out like an animal.” It’s the season to be jolly, fa lalalala lala la la.
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A woman in Seattle has been charged with third-degree domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s balls so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Ouch! Hmm, want look good on your resume Jennifer Kolone.
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