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Promise You Won’t Tell?

They aren't real!!!!

How long do you think a woman can keep a secret? If you said 32 minutes, take a bow. Yep, a recent study has found a female can only hold her tongue for a little over half an hour. Even more disturbing 13% deliberately offload the gossip in order for it to spread. Bitchy!!!

Want sauce with that?

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We’re Rich!

Well, well , well, Padmanabhaswamy temple in India just got a whole lot more interesting after 10 billion dollars worth of gold, silver and precious stones were found in several secret underground vaults. Shh, don’t tell anyone.

Psst Don’t tell Greece they may want a loan!

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Well This Stinks!

Attention people, police in Fort Pierce are looking for 2 women who stole 75 sticks of Gillette and Secret deodorants from Winn-Dixie. The women were caught on surveillance video loading their purses with the deodorants before walking out of the store and driving off in a minivan.If you know who they are… ah never mind! Care factor ZERO.

Psst Hmm, now if they stole 75 sticks of dynamite !!!!

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Secret Jack The Ripper Files

Elementary dear Watson

Well, well, well, my little Sherlocks, seems Scotland Yard has been keeping a little secret under lock and key. Hmm, evidently they have a bucket load of unreleased info on Jack the Ripper. Four thick ledgers to be precise which were compiled by Special Branch officers during the Whitechapel slaughters in 1888. Whatever is contained in those ledgers must be of some importance because  Ripper investigator,  Trevor Marriott, is having a devil of a time, trying to get his hands on them. For three years he has tried to obtain the ledgers but Scotland Yard simply refuse, so now, in a last ditch effort, he’s going to a tribunal to try to secure a release. Police say the files contain the names of Police informants therefore they don’t want them released .

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Living Next Door To Gordon

OMG, a man who had secretly placed a webcam in his neighbor’s bedroom later confessed to the terrified woman  ‘I’m sorry, sorry, I’m so sorry. I know I have a problem. I haven’t done this in a really long time.’ Hmm, WTF, he’s done it before? Everybody panic!!! When Nicole Bernard discovered the cam and realized she was being watched by some unknown, she fled her Colorado home and slept in the car.When she returned the following morning she told police her neighbor, Gordon Schumacher, was at her front door. She said he just stood there shaking and then said ‘I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It was me,’. He then went on to confess he was a little rusty at it because he hadn’t done it for awhile. Dear god there goes the neighborhood!

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Make Your Own Coke

Hmm, I think I might make a gallon of Coca Cola tonight

For over a century the recipe for Coca-Cola has been one of the most heavily guarded secrets ( if you don’t include the Colonel’s secret herbs and spices). So secretive in fact that only two Coca-Cola Amatil executives in the world know the exact recipe. Well that’s no longer the case  since a group published the rumored REAL recipe on their website. Seems about 40 years ago  the Atlanta Journal-Constitution published a photo of a book containing a hand-written replica of the original recipe in 1979. Gosh, right there under our noses!

Psst Sheez, and here I was thinking it was just full of sugar! Good lord, did I spy alcohol on the list?  Me thinks it would just easier to buy it ready made.

The secret recipe

Fluid extract of Coca 3 drams USP
Citric acid 3 oz
Caffeine 1oz
Sugar 30 (quantity unknown)
Water 2.5 gal
Lime juice 2 pints 1 qrt
Vanilla 1oz
Caramel 1.5oz or more to color

7X flavor (use 2oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):
Alcohol 8oz
Orange oil 20 drops
Lemon oil 30 drops
Nutmeg oil 10 drops
Coriander 5 drops
Neroli 10 drops
Cinnamon 10 drops

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