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Stupid Is

Women blows .39 with three children in the carNote to self, do not take a topless selfie whilst drunk behind the wheel. A Uni student rear ended a cop car whilst attempting a selfie. What’s the odds?Unfortunately, she also had an open bottle of wine in her cup holder. Hmm, I wonder what is her major?

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

OMG whoopsie, a Syrian rebel blew himself and his fellow freedom fighters to kingdom come, when he took a selfie with a phone connected to a bomb. Awks.

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Kaboom

Watch out for the …..

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Selfie-destruct

dumbassOh bless, a phone thief,  with no friggin clue, took some selfies on her stolen new phone unaware she was also uploading them the the owner’s online storage. Oooo burn. Police now have a pretty good description of the culprit. Pucker up loser.

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Statistics Alert

So far this year more people have died from selfie related deaths than shark attacks, in a 12 to 8 win for smartphones.

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Selfie Fire Fail

I kinda wanted more….like them floating down the street.

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Latest Fashion Trend

Say it ain’t so. The latest Taiwanese trend, which no doubt will go global, is to take a selfie wearing nothing but a shopping bag. The more see through the better.

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Psst There isn’t a shopping bag big enough for this loon to attempt….just saying

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Somewhere Under The Actors

Poor Liza (with a zee) found out that being vertically challenged can have its disadvantages after she was pushed out of the record breaking selfie at this years Oscars.

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Dissed on the selfie ….

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Geraldo Selfies

Geraldo Rivera does a selfieOh for the love of a middle life crisis 70 year old Geraldo Rivera has been snapping selfies and posting them on Twitter much to the horror of people everywhere. Look away loons, this can’t be unseen. Oh my eyes….my eyes….

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