Note to self, do not take a topless selfie whilst drunk behind the wheel. A Uni student rear ended a cop car whilst attempting a selfie. What’s the odds?Unfortunately, she also had an open bottle of wine in her cup holder. Hmm, I wonder what is her major?
OMG whoopsie, a Syrian rebel blew himself and his fellow freedom fighters to kingdom come, when he took a selfie with a phone connected to a bomb. Awks.
Oh bless, a phone thief, with no friggin clue, took some selfies on her
stolen new phone unaware she was also uploading them the the owner’s online storage. Oooo burn. Police now have a pretty good description of the culprit. Pucker up loser.
So far this year more people have died from selfie related deaths than shark attacks, in a 12 to 8 win for smartphones.
I kinda wanted more….like them floating down the street.
Say it ain’t so. The latest Taiwanese trend, which no doubt will go global, is to take a selfie wearing nothing but a shopping bag. The more see through the better.
Psst There isn’t a shopping bag big enough for this loon to attempt….just saying