OK, here’s the thing, when preparing a wake for senior cits, probably not a good idea to spike the brownies with marijuana. I’m just saying. Two elderly women and a man ended up in a California hospital after getting high as kites chomping on the hash brownies. Hmm, wait until the munchies set in!.
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Oh my, if you are a senior cit you may want to sit down for this. Seems STDs amongst the oldies are on the rise in the US and syphillis and chlamydia are the top rankers. In the past 5 years the increase of sexually transmitted diseases among those 55 and older increased by 43%. Oh and if you live in Florida make that 71%. Seems no one gave them the safe sex talk. The increase is being blamed on healthier lives and Viagra. Hmm, obviously there is more than just bingo happening at retirement communities.
Sometimes when senior citizens have a short term memory lapse it leads to a 911 call. Terri Talbott and her hubby had been joking to their friend Tina Romero about the “bomb” ingredients needed to make cabbage stew. So when they dropped off a box of vegetables for her, they labeled it bomb and drew a explosive device on the side of it as a part of the ongoing joke. Unfortunately Ms Romero had forgotten the conversation and rang 911. The Talbotts noticed all of the police cars outside the senior center a short time later and went to see what all the kerfuffle was about. Awkward!