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Gay Penguins Separated

Oh my,two gay African penguins in the Toronto zoo are being separated during mating season because the girl penguins are getting rather frustrated. The zoo will only put the inseparable Pedro and Buddy back together when they have done the deed with the women. Hmm, that could take awhile! The penguins are part of an endangered species breeding program, which could end up being an epic fail if the guys don’t man-up!


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Terminator’s Been Terminated

OMG, WHAT? Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver have separated after 25 years of marriage…hasta la vista baby.  Seems Maria has packed her bags and left. Sheez, so what chance have the Democrats and the Republicans got in working together now that their only living role models on earth can’t? Damn those Mayans!


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