Tag Archives: Sesame Street

Sesame Street in PR Nightmare

Attention loons in Florida, be on the look out for a man in a cookie monster hat, he is wanted in connection with a robbery at a Ocala store. In other Sesame Street news, it seems the man behind Elmo’s voice is in trouble over allegations he had underage sex with a 16 year old boy, 7 years ago. Hmm, well I’m guessing Tickle Me Elmo won’t be a big seller this Chrissy.


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Wall Street vs Sesame Street

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November 7, 2012 · 11:59 pm

Puppeteer Jerry Nelson Departs

Sad to report that puppeteer Jerry Nelson has died. OK, you are probably thinking who? Jerry was the voice of Sesame Street’s Count von Count. RIP Jerry Nelson.


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They Friggin Censored The Count From Sesame Street!!!

Compliments of Susi Spice. Sheez, they should do this to Big Bird too, boy, has he got a mouth on him!!!!


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Shouldn’t Have Told Him How To Get To Sesame Street

This story was brought to you by the Charleston police and the letters WTF. Composer Fernando Rivas, who won two Grammys for his work on Sesame street, has been arrested on child pornography charges, after police found disturbing photos of a naked 4 year old girl restrained in handcuffs “and other bondage-type devices” in his house. The musician, who also taught music  at a local school, admitted he took the photos and then emailed them on to two other creeps but is pleading not guilty to the charges.

Want sauce with that?

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No Rainbow Connection!

Attention people, breaking news. Bert and Ernie are not gay, I repeat, NOT gay.  The official Sesame Workshop Facebook people made the announcement yesterday with the following message “Bert and Ernie are best friends.Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics … they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.” Sheez, I knew it, I knew, I just knew it, Big Bird’s the gay one!


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Humiliation Is The Best Deterrent

Note to self, never attempt to steal from a Virginia costume store owner’s shop. When Andrew Perry caught the sticky fingered teen, rather than ring cops he handed out his own form of punishment. He made the 18 year old stand outside the store for two days dressed up as the Sesame Street character Bert  (from Bert and Ernie) and hold a sign saying he was  shoplifter.

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Smell Like A Monster

Even Sesame Street are spoofing the Old Spice commercial…..

Psst Be warned, Grover is only wearing a towel!!!

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Katy Perry Too Hot For Elmo

Oh for crying out loud why such a fuss?  Seems some parents aren’t too pleased with  Katy Perry’s cleavage in her Sesame Street debut. Yes, they think during the Hot ‘N’ Cold song she is showing way  too much breast for their  little snowflakes to handle. Personally, I would be more suspicious of Elmo looking up her skirt!


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