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What a Quagmire

Remember David Truscott, the dude  who was caught sexually gratifying himself in manure? No? Oh well anywho, he has been busted again rolling around naked,  caked in mud in a quagmire surrounded by tissues. Oh dear, that’s a breach of a restraining order right there. Seems Truscott likes nothing better than going to Woodbury House Farm in Redruth to get his rocks off by rolling around in cow dung and mud. The owners were forced to take out a restraining order in 2009  after he committed a sex act in a muck spreader and killed livestock in frustration when they cleaned the farm equipment. Trustcott has already sent 20 weeks in jail for breaching the order.

 

 

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Granny Does Everyone!

Hmm,eHarmony or Craigslist tonight?

Holy sex craving granny Batman. British woman Carol Bone (62) has been spending the last two years “one night standing” with men on 13 different dating sites. She estimates she has slept with over 200 since she began her sex odyssey. Despite having arthritis and back pain Miss Bone especially likes  sex parties. She has absolutely no interest in entering a relationship and simply wants casual sex. Men over 50 need not apply, she likes them young with a lot of stamina. Oh and if you plan to stay the night it’s off to the spare bedroom for you. Good luck with that!

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