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Jets Scrambled For Sex Romp in Airplane Toilet

Umm, about that air emergency over Detroit, seems a couple were bonking in the toilets. As you were F-16 fighter jets, as you were. The pilot wasn’t taking any chances when crew notified him that three passengers were going back and forth to the toilet. Two fighter jets were scrambled and the plane was escorted to Detroit Airport.  When the plane landed the couple were still in the toilet.

Psst 9/11…really????

 

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Make Sure You Wash Your Hands

Hmm, that should be cool for Valentines Day!

Ever thought of having sex in  restaurant toilet? Me neither. But Mildred’s Temple Kitchen in Toronto think their customers just might and are offering unisex bathrooms for a little hanky panky during courses. Don’t even ask where they came up with the idea, I don’t think I want to know. But they would like to think you would add it to your “101 places to have sex before you die.” list. As for the hygienic and health issues, they say “As far as bodily fluids, it’s pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there,” and besides they have a maid come in on the weekends to clean up. Oh and BTW you have to BYO your own condoms. Thanks for asking. Geez, I hope they set one toilet aside for people who really just want to go, otherwise they could be crossing their legs for an awfully long time….or not.

Psst I hear George Michael…ah never mind!

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