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How To Mr Fix It

Plans to remove jimmy Saviles knighthoodWhat happens when you give a knighthood to one of Britain’s most high profile TV stars only to discover, after he dies, that he is one of Britain’s most prolific sex offenders and the title “sir” can’t be removed? Give him another damn one so he can be stripped of it publicly. Bye, bye Sir Jimmy Savile.

Psst If you give him a new knighthood and then remove it, doesn’t he still have the original one?

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T-Shirt Fail

No, no, no, mister. This is not the kind of attire you wear to have your photo taken for the sex offender registry. Just saying!!!!

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The Sound of One Hand Clapping

Oh my, Connecticut prison officials are pushing new laws to have masturbating inmates labelled sex offenders. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Seems its become quite a sport to whip it out and slap the monkey in front of prison guards and counselors, especially if they are women. If the legislation gets passed 5 years could be added to sentences of inmates found guilty. Officials say the behavior isn’t about sex but about power and demoralizing someone. Evidently last year there were 500 incidents at one prison alone.

Psst Hmm, so if it isn’t about sex, why do they want to label them “sex offenders” maybe it is better just to call them power, control freaking wankers ?

Want sauce with that?

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A Background Check Would Have Been Handy

Did you hear something?

Hiring a sex offender for a Vancouver women’s shelter, what could possibly go wrong? The First United Church already had reports of 6 alleged sexual assaults before they hired Tajinder Singh “Ricky” Gill who was convicted of masturbating in public. Oh and just to ensure the women will have to sleep with one eye open, he’s been given the night shift.

Want sauce with that?

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Never Saw It Coming

British psychic and the father of two children who were allegedly murdered by their mother in Spain has been found guilty of 11 counts of child sex offences.  Martin Smith used his skills as a hypnotist (along with violence) to sexually abuse a little girl over a 10 year period. He and his family fled Britain in 2007 when the offences first came to light. In May this year his daughter(5) and son (11 months) were found dead in a hotel resort in Costa Brava. His wife is awaiting trial.

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Boys Don’t Cry But Woman Do!

Sheez, some people. A 31 year old woman has been given 6 months jail for posing as a 14 year old boy so she could seduce a teenage girl. Hmm, Hillary Swank envy? Patricia Dye from Ohio was pretty successful at her ruse having made sexual contact with the victim numerous times.

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You Got To Register Honey!

Tammie Sue Benson-Whitehead was arrested after failing to register as a sex offender. Yep, she got busted in 2003 on two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse.

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No Seriously Honey, It Wasn’t Me!!!

You know what I hate? When your wallet gets stolen by a sex offender and he uses your name as an alias and kaboom, you’re on a sex offender registry forever. I really friggin hate that. Dan Wheeler from Washington has been arrested, refused jobs and been rejected as a foster parent all because of a stolen identity. Both police and prosecutors have told him there is zip, nada, zilch that can be done about it. Evidently when a sex offender is arrested using an alias, that name is kept on file forever.

Psst Oh for goodness sakes why don’t the police include a photograph of the “real” Dan Wheeler on file so they can give him some piece of mind or issue him with a different social security number.

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Dumbass Sex Offender

OK registered sex offenders a word of warning, don’t be waltzing up to a police officer to ask him directions to the “Little Miss Fairborn” beauty pageant so you can take photos. That’s a friggin arrest right there. I’m talking specifically to you Michael Lynn light!!!

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Vicious Cycle

Whatever happened to foster care?

Welcome to the world of WTF! An Australian court has decided to award custody of a five year old child to her  heroin addict, sex offender father because her mother is even more of a friggin nightmare than him! The child, who already has behavioral problems and a speech impediment, no doubt stemming from being burned on the butt, attacked by a dog and beaten with a shoe, will now live with dad and his knife/sword collection ( though the court has asked him to remove it). In handing down the decision the magistrate said “The father provides calmer parenting with more clearly set boundaries than the mother does,” Hmm and luckily for the girl, her dad is on a disability pension and hasn’t worked for ten years due to depression so he will have heaps of time to give her all the love and care she needs. The mum, you say? Well let’s put it this way, soon after giving birth to her baby she left the labour ward to buy heroin. Child protection campaigners are mortified, horrified and seriously pissed at the courts decision while the Department of Human Services say they are no longer dealing with the case.

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