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It’s All One Big Conspiracy

Why the hell didn’t I see. Retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto believes the recent sex scandals sweeping through the Catholic Church have been orchestrated by the Freemasons and the Jews. Hello, we all know they are “eternal enemies of Catholicism”. Geez, slap me down Dan Brown for not seeing this coming! Mr Babini believes that it’s primarily a Zionist attack aimed at bringing down the church. How simple, right there in front of our eyes! Basically he thinks the Jews are “God-killers” and that “guilt is graver than what Christ predicted would happen to them, saying ‘do not cry for me, but for your own children.'” Whoa! And if you think that was a little bit harsh, Mr Babini had to go and bring up the Holocaust “Don’t believe that Hitler was merely crazy. The truth is that the Nazis’ criminal fury was provoked by the Jews’ economic embezzlement, by which they choked the German economy.”  OK, now I am backing right away, you are on your own now mister!

Psst Hmm, so how does that explain all the children who were molested by Catholic priests again?


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Happy Easter from the Pope

While everyone holds their breath in anticipation of  some apology or reference to the recent catholic priest sex scandals rocking the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI has remained tight lipped during the Easter celebrations.  Seems the only reference muttered was something about Jesus “turning the other cheek”. Geez, I hope he wasn’t referring to butt cheeks!  Spin doctors are currently at work making Pope Benedict the champion of the cause “It was Pope Benedict who gave us, in different ways, the ability to handle this crisis more quickly and in  a way that helps to heal.”  Blah, blah, blah if he truly was serious about fighting predator priests they should be excommunicated and all information turned over to police. It’s as simple as that!

Psst For all the low down on Pope scandals in recent months head over to the Madhatters.

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