Oh dear, that’s awkward. A six year old German boy who was playing in his parent’s bedroom accidentally got stuck in their furry handcuffs. Unfortunately, no one could find the key so mum and granny had to escort the young fella to the police station where they had them off in a jiffy. Hmm, I’m guessing there would have been much banter and giggles around a few dinner tables that night.
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Emergency workers in Spain had their hands full trying to free a man’s testicles and penis from a steel sex toy. They had to use a two bladed buzz saw, which required two battery changes, before they could free the dude’s manhood from the metal ring. The rescue was made that little bit harder because his genitals continued to swell.
OK here’s the thing anti terrorist bomb squad experts, sometimes strange ticking noises coming from a parcel at a Russian post office doesn’t mean bomb. Nope, could be a vibrator. When staff heard strange ticking coming from a package they contacted police who quickly evacuated the building. The bomb squad were called in and they eventually defused the sex toy by switching it off. Move on, nothing to see here!
A heartbroken businessman has paid $18,000 to have a life sized sex doll made in the likeness of his ex girlfriend…oh, with just one small exception “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs”. The doll, which was made by Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin, weighs 58kg, is 1.6m tall and is fully flexible.
Psst I bet the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink!
Just when you thought it was safe, another friggin vibrator story! Yes and this time it is called the Earth Angel (can’t recall that being on the Good Housekeeping list!). The brilliance of this little eco-sex toy is that it uses a little wind up handle to recharge the batteries! OK, I am trying to keep a straight face here people. Evidently the vibrators are manufactured by an Irish company, whose original plan was to ship the “do it yourself” cranking vibrators to third world countries, where batteries and electricity are pretty much non existent (poor buggers, it isn’t like their lives are hard enough without having to manually crank up their vibrators!).But anywho the company has been swamped with interest from the greenies and environmentally friendly sex toy users. Oh boy, another thing the third world will miss out on! Don’t tell Bob Geldof, he’ll be pissed! Hmm, ideal for camping trips!
Psst Check out the Earth Angel website, preferably while at work, it has friggin sound effects!
What the? A woman has been arrested for poking her boyfriend in the groin with a pink sex toy.Kimberly Lynn Calvert had been drinking a little too much when she began yelling and screaming at her boyfriend John Anthony Gonzales. Next thing he knows she had the pink thingamabobby in her hand and was whacking him in the privates . Of course he rang 911 (geez, yet they usually hate it when you ring complaining about your McNuggets!). Hmm, pity the fool who had to handle that evidence.
Psst Geez, most real men would have considered that just foreplay?