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Can All Frustrated Virgins Apply?

Aren't we good enough for ya?

How cool are the British taxpayers? They are footing the bill  for a 21 year old disabled man to fly to Amsterdam so he can have sex with a prostitute. His social worker argued that sex was a  “human right”  and his frustrated virgin client needed to have sex. The money is being provided by the government’s Putting People First scheme. The social worker also added ‘He’s planning to do more than just have his end away , he’s having a holiday,’

Psst Hmm, why not fly a prostitute to him, that way he can do it in the comfort of his own home and not in  window?

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Dumbass 911 Caller of the Week So Far!

Had a day off did you Ferris?

I’m sorry William Ferris Jr, ringing 911 because a prostitute you had sex with at the White Castle restaurant’s toilets took $50 is not classified as an emergency. OK, it is when you say you were robbed, but no when you later admit you paid her for her services. That’s a false alarm and soliciting right there.

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