Holy inconvenient truth Batman, I can’t image “crazed poodle sex”, Mr Gore. According to Molly Hagerty, a massage therapist, former US Vice President is a pervert and a sexual predator who sexually assaulted her. Oh and in a Monica lewinsky-esque move, Molly says she has DNA to prove it. Oh but wait, there’s more, now that she’s blabbed to the National Enquirer it seems authorities are going to investigate the claims. Might want to consider going down to Louisiana and help clean them oil soaked pelicans for awhile Al!
Psst The incident supposedly happened in 2006. Could this be a case of fame whore envy?