Tag Archives: Sharia law

Multiculturalism Gone Mad!

It is a sad day when we have Muslim groups pressuring the Australia government into introduce Sharia law into our court system. One more time, this is NOT a Muslim country and it has  nothing to do with “multiculturalism”. Multiculturalism is about appreciation and tolerance . There is a big friggin difference between religion and State. Sharia law by it’s very definition is ” the code of conduct or religious law of Islam.” Sharia does not allow freedom of speech, homosexual activity, marriage to a non Muslim and lets not get started on women’s rights. If you want Sharia law go back to a country that embraces it.

Psst If I dared try to change the legal system (based on MY religion) in a Muslim country I would be jailed. Funny how it only works one way!!!!

Want sauce with that?


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Hasn’t He Suffered Enough?

120 lashes is the least of my troubles!

It’s bad enough you have 6 wives but getting 120 lashes because you got 2 too many, geez, harsh! I would have thought it was punishment enough! Anywho the poor, sad man from Saudi Arabia, whose name hasn’t been released, violated Sharia law by having two extra wives and got caught by the religious police. The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice handed down the lashes sentence and included for good measure that he read two chapters of the Koran and be banned from leading prayers. No word on which two wives he’s gonna ditch after his wounds heal!


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

Happy Engagement

It’s bad enough getting raped but imagine being arrested after telling police you’ve been attacked. A Muslim woman who lives in London was in Dubai celebrating her engagement when she was attack in a hotel lavatory by a waiter (allegedly) after she passed out . When the couple contacted police she was taken into custody for “illegal drinking” along with having sexual intercourse outside marriage. Oh and get this, her fiance was charged with the same offenses! If found guilty, that’s up to 6 years jail. Hmm, now there’s a party you would want to forget.


Filed under Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

No Bras in Mogadishu

I don't know how I am going to explain my bikini line!

I don't know how I am going to explain my bikini line!

WTF! A Islamic group in Somalia are dragging women out into the streets and whipping them if they are found to be wearing a bra! Hmm, seems the over the shoulder boulder holders are “deceptive” according to hardline Sharia Law followers. So ya want them hanging to the navel huh? An insurgent group called Al Shabaab have sent gunmen into Mogadishu to feel up the women. If the breasts look too firm they are inspected to see if they are natural. If they are, not a problem, if they aren’t and the woman is wearing a bra, watch out, here comes a whipping! Geez people, you got a friggin drought for crying out loud, let the women be!

Psst So I guess thongs are out of the question then?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Full Strength

I heard it was Budweiser and she didn't use a glass!

I heard it was Budweiser and she didn't use a glass!

Geez, six strokes of the cane for having a beer is a tad harsh me thinks (I hope it was full strength). Hmm, well that’s the price Muslim model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno will have to pay for her little indulgence. Despite a human cry over the sentencing, Harussani Zakaria, an influential mufti  said the punishment if anything was “very lenient”.Kartika said she was not going to appeal the decision and just wanted it over with as soon as possible. It’s enough to make you drink! Did I happen to mention she was also fined $1700.

Psst It would’ve been a bitch if it was her shout next!


Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

I Now Know Who Wears The Pants

There goes another choice!

Saves me worrying about what to wear!

Oh dear, a well known Sudanese Journo is facing 40 lashes after being accused of wearing “indecent clothes”.By that I mean trousers! Lubna Ahmed al-Hussein was at a restaurant with friends when the police stormed in and asked for all the woman wearing pants to exit stage left. Hmm, I guess “committing an indecent act or one which violates public morality or wearing indecent clothes” is worth 40 lashes (according to Islamic Sharia law). Ooh and I think people wearing lycra, trackie daks or snuggies blankets should share the same fate!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Wrong

Stonings For Britain

Britain 2015

Britain 2015

Hmm, we laugh now but if Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary wins the right to have Sharia law introduced into Britain standby for stonings. Yes under Sharia law, adulterers and homosexuals could face stoning to death in the UK (Graham Norton, run!!!). Mr Choudary was speaking at a press conference defending the protest by Muslims against returning British soldiers when he made this astounding statement that stonings were the only way to fix the country’s ills. But don’t panic just yet people, he goes on to say you don’t get stoned unless there are four eyewitnesses to the incident (that’s a friggin crowd!). Hmm, bless.Fine words coming from an ex beer swilling, dope smoking, womaniser.Ooh hang on a minute, maybe he means getting stoned like in the Cheech and Chong way?

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