What do you get when you transport 2,186 sheep on a plane from Australia to Kuala Lumpur? A mid-air emergency. Evidently, the sheep farted so much it triggered the fire detection alarms and pilots were forced to divert the plane to Bali. Pity the fool who had to open that cargo hold. Nawww stressed sheep are prone to bloat with gas. Good to know.
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I’m so glad I wasn’t a juror at this bestiality trial. The lot of them were told off by the judge for laughing. Evidently, the chuckles came after the man confessed he had sex with a sheep after a cow rejected his advances.
Those Russian sheep really know how to herd you!!!
We all know that cows and sheep let off methane emissions when they burp and fart but scientists have discovered that wallabies only release one fifth of the amount. Reason? They have a bacteria in their bellies that reduce emissions. Yep, you know where this is heading. They want to go to the laboratory and see if they can develop a similar bacteria for cows and sheep. Check the title of my blog post for my reaction.
Psst I wonder if I could use that bacteria for my grandma? She could start a car with her…ah never mind!
The Gruen Transfer pitch. Oh dear god, Aussies and Kiwis unite. What a load of sheep!
Don’t panic, your sheep that burst into flames and incinerated in northern Jordan was not the result of an impending volcanic eruption. No silly, it was just a methane gas leak from a waste treatment plant, no cause for alarm! A shepherd who let his flock wander onto the rocky depression in search of grass said he saw his flock “burn and completely disappear”. Can you smell the lambs, Clarice?