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Sheep on a Plane

Pardon me

Pardon me

What do you get when you transport 2,186 sheep on a plane from Australia to Kuala Lumpur? A mid-air emergency. Evidently, the sheep farted so much it triggered the fire detection alarms and pilots were forced to divert the plane to Bali.  Pity the fool who had to open that cargo hold. Nawww stressed sheep are prone to bloat with gas. Good to know.

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Sheep Are Just So Easy

sheep 3I’m so glad I wasn’t a juror at this bestiality trial. The lot of them were told off by the judge for laughing. Evidently, the chuckles came after the man confessed he had sex with a sheep after a cow rejected his advances.

Want sauce with that?

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It’s a Fleece Field

Those  Russian sheep really know how to herd you!!!

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

We all know that cows and sheep let off methane emissions when they burp and fart but scientists have discovered that wallabies only release one fifth of the amount. Reason?  They have a bacteria in their bellies that reduce emissions. Yep, you know where this is heading.  They want to go to the laboratory  and see if they can develop a similar bacteria for cows and sheep.  Check the title of my blog post for my reaction.

Psst I wonder if I could use that bacteria for my grandma? She could start a car with her…ah never mind!

Want sauce with that?

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AUSTRALANDZEALANDLAND

The Gruen Transfer pitch. Oh dear god, Aussies and Kiwis unite. What a load of sheep!

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Ewes People

WTF!

Move over sheep, New Zealand has a new love affair. Yes, finally the sheep have a competitor, the humble dairy cow. There are now more cows in New Zealand than people. 5.8 million cows vs 4.3 New Zealanders. Bahahahaa. But don’t get too upset, we can continue to pull the piss, they still have 32 million sheep.

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Charred Grill

WTF

WTF

Don’t panic, your sheep that burst into flames and incinerated in northern Jordan was not the result of an impending volcanic eruption. No silly, it was just a methane gas leak from a waste treatment plant, no cause for alarm! A shepherd who let his flock wander onto the rocky depression in search of grass said he saw his flock “burn and completely disappear”. Can you smell the lambs, Clarice?

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