Pardon me
What do you get when you transport 2,186 sheep on a plane from Australia to Kuala Lumpur? A mid-air emergency. Evidently, the sheep farted so much it triggered the fire detection alarms and pilots were forced to divert the plane to Bali. Pity the fool who had to open that cargo hold. Nawww stressed sheep are prone to bloat with gas. Good to know.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
I’m so glad I wasn’t a juror at this bestiality trial. The lot of them were told off by the judge for laughing. Evidently, the chuckles came after the man confessed he had sex with a sheep after a cow rejected his advances.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Those Russian sheep really know how to herd you!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
We all know that cows and sheep let off methane emissions when they burp and fart but scientists have discovered that wallabies only release one fifth of the amount. Reason? They have a bacteria in their bellies that reduce emissions. Yep, you know where this is heading. They want to go to the laboratory and see if they can develop a similar bacteria for cows and sheep. Check the title of my blog post for my reaction.
Psst I wonder if I could use that bacteria for my grandma? She could start a car with her…ah never mind!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
The Gruen Transfer pitch. Oh dear god, Aussies and Kiwis unite. What a load of sheep!
WTF!
Move over sheep, New Zealand has a new love affair. Yes, finally the sheep have a competitor, the humble dairy cow. There are now more cows in New Zealand than people. 5.8 million cows vs 4.3 New Zealanders. Bahahahaa. But don’t get too upset, we can continue to pull the piss, they still have 32 million sheep.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !
WTF
Don’t panic, your sheep that burst into flames and incinerated in northern Jordan was not the result of an impending volcanic eruption. No silly, it was just a methane gas leak from a waste treatment plant, no cause for alarm! A shepherd who let his flock wander onto the rocky depression in search of grass said he saw his flock “burn and completely disappear”. Can you smell the lambs, Clarice?
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
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