A wheelchair bound shoplifter with mutliple arrests has done it again, but this time he was caught in the produce aisle naked with cherry tomatoes covering his privates. He was also caught concealing a half frozen Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich (location not disclosed) . Ewh, I hope they didn’t put them back on the shelf.
OK here’s the thing, if you are all going to shoplift as a family at Walmart, the least you could do is take the bub with you when you get sprung. Mamma and her two older children (11 and 13) were loading their purses, diaper bag and baby stroller with stolen goods when security spotted them. The family bolted after being confronted as they left the store, leaving everything, including the 6 month old baby, in their wake. All three were eventually arrested.
Oh for crying out loud lady, it was bad enough you stole clothes from a shop after your friggin job interview, but did you have wear clothes you stole the day before too. The 40 year old woman from Ontario was in the store for a job interview. Hmm, so after handing over her resume and having a quick chat with the store manager she lifted a few items before leaving. Enter police who identified the woman thanks to her resume. Later, after sifting through security footage they spotted the woman the day before stealing clothes for the job interview. No loons, she didn’t get the friggin job!
Oh for goodness sakes Mau Gibuma, putting a beef tongue down your pants is one thing but the rump steaks, lamb chops, lime and onions is quite another. The 51 year old was shoplifting at Woolworths in Queensland when he was caught stuffing the tongue down the front of his trousers. After he was detained the staff were shocked to find he also had three trays of rump steaks , a packet of lamb forequarter chops oh two onions and a lime concealed in his jeans. The magistrate fined the homeless Mr Gibuma $100. Hmm, like he is going to pay that!
Now That is a dumb ass!!!
Julia Laack from Sheboygan, Wisconsin, will probably regret her actions when she sobbers up. After stealing a beef jerky and a lighter from a convience store Ms Laack was visited by police. Refusing to come to the door, she began yelling at her three kids before stripping down to her undies.When the police tried to calm her down she kicked one in the balls and spat in the other ones mouth, screaming she couldn’t be arrested because she was naked. Wrong! As a last act of defiance, as she was being driven away in the squad car she whacked her naked butt up to the window and mooned.