You know what I hate? When you are out shopping and a septic tanker explodes covering you in poo. I really hate that. Several Chinese shoppers were given a feces shower after a septic tanker went kaboom. One shop owner was traumatized after all of his merchandise was covered in the stinking brown liquid. A spokesman said the crap came from public toilets. Good to know.
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Geez, is nothing sacred? Seems Tesco are banning people from shopping at their stores if they happen to be in their PJs. BUT WHY OH WHY? Well, it seems some precious shoppers felt uncomfortable and embarrassed by the state of some people’s night attire. Oh and the first victim of the “No Pyjama” rule, Elaine Carmody who was escorted out by security said “I’ve got lovely pairs of pyjamas, with bears and penguins on them. I’ve worn my best ones today, just so I look tidy.” See shoppers, jammie wearers are human too!
Psst Geez, first the PJs then the Snuggies when will it all end?