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Who Let The Sharks Out?

This is not what you want. A shark tank in a shopping center in Shanghai bursts . AND yes, it had friggin sharks in it. Dear god my two worst fears, sharks and shopping centers!!!!

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Going Down!

OK here’s the thing Korean man in wheelchair, when ramming a lift door in a fit of anger make sure it doesn’t suddenly open and you plunge 19ft to your death. A South Korean man, who became enraged after a woman in a shopping center lift failed to hold it open for him, lost his cool and began ramming the door with his electric wheelchair. After several attempts the doors gave way and well, he plunged down the shaft. Angry man 0, lift 1.

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Honey, I Wont Be Home For Dinner

Boo!

WTF Maryland residents, no need for alarm! A Maryland woman was minding her own bees wax in shopping center car park and noticed a stick on the ground. When she went to pick it up the stick bit her. Yep, that wasn’t no stick, that was a friggin cobra! See, I told you WTF. Evidently the 2ft monocled cobra took a liking to her finger and sunk his friggin fangs in it. Bravest woman in the world managed to bag the beast before hightailing it to the Baltimore clinic where they all pretty much said  WTF is that. After a major ring around to find someone who stocked friggin anti cobra venom, they had success.  All hail the Philadelphia Zoo who had a couple of vials of cobra anitvenom next to the hen’s teeth.

Psst Oh and for any of you who are the least bit concerned about the snake, he is safe and sound in his new abode at a zoo in Fredrick County. Oh yeah and the woman will live too. Win/win.

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