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Shopping Mall Castaway

richard-simmons2An Italian man claims he spent 13 months lost in a Dubai shopping mall unable to find an exit. The dishevelled man appeared with a battered trolley a few days ago  telling confused staff he had been surviving on fast food after he was parted from his friend during a mad shopping rush. Despite raised eyebrows the man was taken to hospital.

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Shopping Mall Drama

Mysterious powder is girlfriends ashesRun, the dude’s throwing some powdery substance. A shopping mall in Florida was in lock down for a couple of hours after a man was seen throwing a mysterious power into a LensCrafters store. Turns out there was no need to panic, it was the ashes of his dead girlfriend. No, I haven’t a clue why he was throwing her ashes around the mall but the judge has offered him grief councilling.

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