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Bulletproof Plan

Boy shoots himself in foot to impress girlA teen in Greece shot himself in the foot to impress a girl. That’s no way to go through life son. The 16 year old told police he accidentally shot himself while trying to fend off a home intruder but later admitted it was all a set up to get a girl’s attention. Sheez, some girl!!!

 

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Holy Loaded Gun Batman

If you are going to get shot, a gun safety class in a church is good a place as any I guess. Just ask Robert Frauman Jr, he was shot in the foot by his instructor during his concealed weapons certification class at Summit church. The NRA were quick to add that  ammunition is strictly forbidden during classes. Oh boy, instructor Michael Phillips will have some explaining to do then. As for the church, they say they won’t be having no more classes like that again!

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Gunman in a Wheelchair Alert

And can you describe him for me madam?

And can you describe him for me madam?

Urgent news bulletin, D.C. police are looking for a gunman in a wheelchair who shot a woman in the foot. The victim said she had had a verbal with the wheelchair bound man a few weeks prior. As she got off the bus he rolled up and shot her “Didn’t say anything. Just shot her.” Hmm, so technically is this a drive-by or roll-by shooting?

Psst No need to call  Police Chief Charles Moose, I don’t think it’s a sniper type of thing.

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