Definition of father-in-law from hell?

A father who kill’s his son’s bride , her parents and 4 guests following the wedding. Awks. Seems he didn’t like his son’s choice.

Blood On The Dance Floor

A clumsy reveller at a Yemen wedding has accidentally killed three guests while they we dancing to Gangnam Style. Let this be a lesson to you all, do not wave an assault rifle whilst on the tripping the light fantastic . In an attempt to fire the AK-47 into the air while busting a move he mowed down several guests. The video is currently going viral on Live Leaks.

Firing Results in A Firing

Are you nuts?

Pepper spraying and shooting at a little squirrel in a Tennessee dollar store, that’s a firing right there… for the cop that is. Yep, after responding to a call about a wayward squirrel the officer opened fire on the poor wee thing and then when that failed he attempted to pepper spray it. Unfortunately he didn’t bother to tell the customers who left coughing and hacking out of the store.  As for the squirrel, no word on his fate. OK, before anyone makes a joke, I’m going for …what a cheap shot….. get it ? Dollar store/cheap shot , oh never mind.

On A Bright Note You Won’t Have To Have Your Appendix Out

Lucky or unlucky, I can’t decide? A woman was in her room at a Philadelphia hospital when a bullet came flying through the window and hit her in the abdomen. OK, I’m going for unlucky.

You Only Knocked Over One Pin

OK, here’s the thing mister, don’t be carrying a revolver in your short’s pocket while bowling. That’s a strike …. in the leg. Seems when he went up for his turn he struck his leg with the bowling ball and kaboom.

Psst Florida

The Ninjas Did It

Telling people you were shot by  ninjas is no way to go through life son. The teen, who rocked up to hospital with a gunshot wound to his groin, originally told police he’d been shot by two men dressed as ninjas but when police found no evidence at the scene the kid confessed he had accidentally shot himself. Not cool to be telling that to your gang members.

Patient Not That Soft

A top erectile dysfunction doc has been shot dead by his patient.