Moral of the story is never carry a loaded gun in your pocket while mowing the lawn because it might fall out, discharge and shoot you in the goddam leg. Ain’t that right mister from Colorado Springs?
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OK Loons, the moral of this story is, never,ever hide a gun between two mattresses if you have a 5 year old in the house because if she happens to bounce on the bed….. KABOOM…. a bullet right through her ankle.
Oh my, William Oller Sr (70) told his son ‘I’m going to shut you up’ before grabbing a gun and shooting him 4 times. Reason? His son wouldn’t stop karaoke singing on his karaoke machine. Oller Jr (50) was shot in the shoulder, head, arm and chest, while Oller Sr managed a bullet to the leg. No word on what Oller Jr was singing.
Psst Oller Jr will live to sing another day.
Well go stick a pin in art history Steven Naifeh and Gregory White Smith. The two authors are claiming Vincent Van Gogh did not kill himself, I repeat, did not kill himself but rather was shot dead by two local kids with a malfunctioning pistol. The great painter, who was a tad loopy, was thought to have shot himself in the chest before walking a mile to get help while living in the village of Auvers-sur-Oise in France . But the new claim suggests he was accidentally shot. Hmm, and that would make him still dead.
Imagine the shock, horror of rolling up to a job interview and finding the employers DEAD? Well it happened to some poor friggin woman in Arizona. She showed up at the house to be interviewed for a personal assistant position and found the body of man and a woman, with obvious gunshot wounds, dead on the front patio. Police say they are treating the deaths as suspicious!! Hmm, ya don’t say!!!!!! Maybe the previous interview didn’t go so well ?
A big shout out to Arizona congress woman Gabrielle Giffords who walked into the House of Representatives in Washington today, to personally cast her vote in favor of the debt ceiling bill. Ms Giffords was shot in the head by a crazed gunman about six months ago while making an appearnace at a shopping mall. Now that’s brave.
Spanish singer Facundo Cabral (74) has been shot dead after a concert in Guatemala City. Evidentally gunmen approached his car which was being driven by his representative and opened fire on the singer. They also riddled another car which had his bodyguard inside with 25 bullets but no one was injured. Guatemalan President Alvaro Colom reacted to the news by saying “It is sad that a man who sang about love, peace and happiness has lost his life to some bastards in Guatemala.”
Psst I suspect there is more to this story. Sounds like a deliberate hit!