How far would you go to win a new silver Mini Cooper? Well, Andreas Mueller had the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis to win one. Yep, a German radio show offered a free car if he had his penis inked live on air. After the screaming stopped he said “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore,” Yah think? Hello, you now have friggin “mini” printed on your dick! Did you really think this through?
Psst Pity the fool who did the tattooing!