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When You Love Your Car Too Much!

Atta boy!

Am I missing something here? There seems to an increase in people falling in love with inanimate objects. Geez,the latest comes to you care of a frisky man from Albuquerque. Danny Brawner is looking down the barrel of indecent exposure charges after it was alleged he was seen performing a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.Witnesses told police they saw Danny Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms around and making loud noises. Ooh did I happen to mention that he had his pants down around his ankles? Guess not. Well, he did! When officers arrived they found Mr Brawner asleep next to his car (friggin typical male!).If convicted he may find himself registered as a sex offender! Bummer, does that mean he wont be allowed to live near a car yard or be in contact with any four wheeled vehicles under the age of 16?

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